A zombie limerick.
October 29th, 2007
by A. N. Wilkins
A cannibal said tubes mate
Who was in a deplorrbh state
Of discomfort, “My Bear,
Doijou think it was the beer
Or is it jiint someone you ate?”
[A good one for the upcoming Devil’s Night. You could easily substitute “cannibal” for “zombie” – or even “vampire.”]