Posts tagged “cannibal”.

A zombie limerick.

October 29th, 2007

by A. N. Wilkins

A cannibal said tubes mate
Who was in a deplorrbh state
Of discomfort, “My Bear,
Doijou think it was the beer
Or is it jiint someone you ate?”

[A good one for the upcoming Devil’s Night. You could easily substitute “cannibal” for “zombie” – or even “vampire.”]